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A few years back, I was invited to act as a tour guide to Anthony Bourdain , a. Everything seemed perfect. The production team of No Reservations chose the place, basing their decision on local people's suggestions. Although to be honest, it was not that bad. It's worth dealing with the funny text messages that people send me whenever they go to the place and see my picture on the wall.
But, where are the best tacos in Tijuana, then? I don't know and I don't care. People from Tijuana have no idea about those street tacos of Mexico City, where the meat floats on a pool of fat.
Here, we throw the meat on the grill and wait for it to get that smoky flavor, and then add a bunch of fresh guacamole on top of it. And that's a motherfucking Northern taco! But unlike "America's finest city" to the north, Zona Norte is very tolerant of prostitution and drugs and pretty well-known worldwide for this same reason. But Zona Norte is not that bad.
I mean, it's not that bad if you don't care about seeing human trafficking victims walk around dressed as schoolgirls, drag queens waiting outside stinky motels, gringos male and female prostituting themselves for 20 dollars, bums, and tattooed ex-cons that look straight out of a movie with Edward James Olmos.
There's a very peculiar charm to all of this. All day and all night, it supplies it with birria and carne asada tacos. The meat is transported by bicycle from the nearby kitchen. If you ask for "golden" tacos, they fry the corn tortillas in the lamb fat to make them crispier and give them more flavor.